EN AANGESIEN DIE BULLS NOU IN PIENK SPEEL

Ek kry vanoggend ‘n epos met hierdie inhoud:

Since the Bulls will be playing in pink this year:

1. One lucky season ticket holder will win a free make-over during half time of each match. 

2. Fans will no longer be allowed to braai before kick-off, instead fondue stations will be available for snacks

3. The beer tent will no longer sell beer, but a wide variety of fruity drinks will be available

4.  The dancing girls will be replaced by a French poodle parade

5.  The man of the match will not receive a trophy, but rather a subscription to House and Home magazine

6. The yellow card area will not be referred to as the sin bin, but will now be known as the temper tantrum tank

7.  The stadium will change from the Bull-Ring to the Fairy Garden

8.  The new mascot will be Lady the French Poodle
9.  A booth will be provided to exchange those dangerous horned helmets for the more appropriate silk scarf

10. Liefling will still be the unofficial song…

“Ons bloed is nou lig-rooi!”

hehehehehe

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3 responses to “EN AANGESIEN DIE BULLS NOU IN PIENK SPEEL

  1. Johan

    Eina. Stel jou voor. ‘N Bloubul ondersteuner in pienk met bul horings. Ek gril sommer.

  2. Henk

    LoL – It brings out the feminie side in them. Kleenex wil hulle blykbaar borg.

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